- My boardmate has run out of shampoo and soap.
- I took a bath in my dream.
- No water supply. Our neighbor failed to pay the water bill.
- My brother took a dump, and our bathroom/toilet smells awful.
- My sister has fever and she can't take a bath, I will show sympathy by not taking a bath as well.
- There is a blackout! I'm afraid of the dark, and there's no light in the bathroom!
- I misplaced my bath tub.
- I didn't take a bath, my mother gave me a bath!
- I'm a blogger, my site's visitors can't smell me!
What's your favorite reason among the above? Can you add some?
